Party pieces:

Jan, King John' Christmas and the India Rubber Ball.
Jill, Snow White's revenge and a King Sized bed.
Anne, had a politically correct Christmas poem.
Elaine, Ho Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha, the last laugh's on you.
Kath, quizzed us, Anne was top of the class!
Chris, Brian's loneliness poem.
Steve, John's dad and the biker at the undertaker's.
Sue, a poem, well sung, thank you.
Peter, the classroom question and the ostrich feather.